I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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