Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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