Need sex. Gaining weight.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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