in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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