You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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