Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
jump out the window naked night went bad
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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