Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish I could teleport
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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