There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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