My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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