This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I have feelings that need drinking.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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