i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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