I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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