We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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