So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize
