It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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