First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
i believe in u and ur pee
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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