Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Randomize
