So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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