nut hugger
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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