I didn't shave. On purpose
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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