I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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