Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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