I wish I only lived at night.
we made out on top of his cat.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
And then my night got REAL pukey
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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