this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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