If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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