check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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