I don't think brook has ever known best
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
