I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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