never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
She needs sedatives and a leash
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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