I love black thongs
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He better not be in your backpack
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We need to get me chipped asap
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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