So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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