Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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