he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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