Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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