i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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