So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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