Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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