Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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