In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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