One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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