That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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