I must be too annoying 4 u.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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