walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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