what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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