even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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