i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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