He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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