It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize