Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
