glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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