You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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