Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
