Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Say something about gay babies.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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