i thought this was supposed to be a text site from nights where you were fucked up or acting sleazy or had something hilarious happen....not a 12 year old girl raving about vampires an shit
Twilight was a horrible movie, the actors in it cannot act (and they are ugly), the writer of the books cannot write for shit, Edward will NEVER exist so stop pining after him because he is a figment of some hack writer's imagination, it really was a poorly written piece of junk and most importantly if you tweeny vampire wanna bes want to get laid, then get some sun, loose 50 pounds and get rid of the tragic goth crap you are so fond of!
"Agreed 7:59, people should watch twilight before they diss it, its awesome! And Edward is hottttt! <33 Im in love with twilight and Edward Cullen!!!"
You're a fucking retard. You're in love with a fake character from a horrible movie. I saw him when he was filming in Vancouver, he's as ugly up close as he is on screen. You're either 500lbs or 13 years old.
And the great awful man in charge of commiting acts that would qualify as war crimes against cinemotagraphy said "lets make the most fucking ridiculous pece of shit you could even imagine" and thus Twilight was born.
I have never read the books, but I do not see what the big deal is about those people who enjoy to read them. People like different types of reading material. It amazes me about the kind of things people will find to bitch about, just for the sake of bitching.
11.32, I have a friend who LOVES Pride & Prejudice and also LOVES Twilight. So... mentioning that didn't really prove anything. Not to me, at least.
As an aspiring female author, it's almost painful to see the kind of hype that these poorly-written books receive. Don't worry, when I publish my first novel, it won't be the product of some weird fantasy of mine.
8:54- "This site sucks because of texts like this."
Then leave idiot. TFLN is not forcing you to visit their site, not only that but your bitching will not be missed, i promise.
I love how Twilight fans defend the books/movies with improper grammar. It just shows the level those books are written at. Pick up some *good* literature, please.
I sent this to my friend because last night she said if I ever speak of Twilight again she will beat me w/ a stick. she read this & goes, "that is totally us." LOL
"I love how Twilight fans defend the books/movies with improper grammar. It just shows the level those books are written at. Pick up some *good* literature, please."
way to end a sentence with a preposition...
-fanofthebooksbutthemovieiscreepyandemo
i'm extremely surprised that no twihards have lashed out with 'fuck you it's the best book evaaar!' i have to say that the fanbase is more rage inducing than the actual series. If my kids end up reading it in english lit, then i will sincerely hate the books. Still can't figure out why catcher in the rye is considered a classic...
The Twilight movie was a horrible joke, and i agree the actors were god aweful. The book on the other hand was actually worth reading, but i wouldn't go as far to say it was god worthy.
The fucker glitters in the sun..."oh god I am shimmering" leave it to a dumbass 847 to get into prepubescent literature/movie. Shows their intellect...it's okay though mommy and dad will buy you a successful life...fucking dousche bags
GOD. i'm a twilight fan and sick of hearing about twilight and rob on this site.
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE COOL CUZ YOU MENTIONED TWILIGHT.
MAKE ME LAUGH OR GTFO.
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i read the first book and watched the stupid fucking movie and it is all.....bull.....shit.
terrible writing.
terrible movie.
just...TERRIBLE.
that video is hilarious though, 11;36. because it pretty much explains why the rest of the world hates twilight.
Please ban the word twilight from being used on this site. It's for creepy, obsessive little whiny 13 year-old girls with no sense of the real world and no sense of good literature.
to all the girls, like 8:52, who claim they're "IN LOVE WITH EDWARD": you better buy yourself a damn good vibrator, cuz edward's not real and you're never gonna get any. sorry, hun.
11:36,I should drag you over broken glass for sharing that.My eyes now burn and and I can never regain those 10 minutes of my life.Damn you Twilight,damn you.
Edward is some middle age Mormon housewife's masturbatory fantasy. How that because a bestseller I will never understand. Who really lusts after a statue, or a flower?
9:18 wins.
Predictable romance and randomly made up BS about vampires does not a good story make.
Besides, THE CHARACTERS HAVE THE SAME FREAKING 3 OR 4 EXPRESSIONS THE ENTIRE MOVIE. GAH!!!!
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