Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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